Now This Is What I Have In Mind

My car has been hit five times this year (knock on wood), all with minimal damage to none to the car that did the hitting. So this has caused me to think - I need a truck that will inflict the most damage possible, bar injuring driver and passengers. I want a truck that, when you see it on the road, you steer clear off it. You'll see it coming up in your rear view mirror and change lanes. You'll go south when it's going north. A truck that gets the immediate right off way. And, while we're at it, a truck that'll turn heads. I think I need something along these lines:















Actually, this is what I really want. Next year, next job. Beautiful, eh?